Groucho Marx Quotes About Funny – 25688
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. -Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. -Groucho Marx
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. -Peter Ustinov
Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies - and it is free, and it is fast. -Nicholson Baker
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. -Joan Rivers
I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! -Wesley Snipes
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. -Caroline Rhea
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. -Milton Berle
Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head. -Rufus Sewell
It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior. -Scarlett Johansson
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. -Dave Barry
Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense. -Tippi Hedren
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. -Ellen DeGeneres
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. -Lynda Barry
The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims. -Ezra Miller
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. -Paul Lynde
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. -Billy Corgan
It's funny recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. -Dave Grohl
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. -Jennifer Lopez
The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing. -Jo Brand
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. -Tim Allen
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. -Craig Ferguson